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92. Be a nude model

In the past few years, I have been significantly more publicly naked than I usually am. In June 2010 I participated in the Naked Bike Ride around Manchester and in November that same year I organised the 2011 Tasteful Charity Calendar Shoot. I really enjoyed both events and would heartily recommend group nakedness as a cure all for the blues this winter. In fact, we enjoyed it so much we did it again for the 2012 Tasteful Charity Calendar shoot.
The Ruin Mikey's Life Calendar 2011

Challenge 245. The Tasteful Calendar

I’ve already been a nude model as part of the Calendar Shoot effectively and happily killing two birds with one stone. The chaps on Facebook agree (so it must be true) so please buy a calendar and do a bit for charity at the same time as laughing at us dressed in naught but a smile and hiding our dignity behind ludicrous props.

I am of course always happy to do more nudity if people want to use me as a model, just drop a comment below. However, until then:
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252. Tasteful Calendar 2012

Once again before we start, challenge 252 is a little bit too long to fit on the title, so I’m adding it here:

252. Before the start of 2012, produce a calendar for 2012. You may get whatever help you need from other’s, the calendar will be tastefully nude and themed around larp/fantasy/scifi/Steampunk and other geekery. The calendar must be on free sale to any who wish to buy it, and after costs are deducted proceeds can go to the charity of your choice.

This challenge was set only a few days after the 2011 calendar was released, sent in from a friend who had decided to get into shape in 2011 and thought that the challenge might motivate him into joining us in the photo-shoots later that year. As it happened that friend did not get involved in the 2012 calendar, but happily that did not stop us from taking the idea and running with it.

The concept for this year was geekery, which left us spoilt for choice for options. We had been given specific concepts that we had to use (larp, fantasy, scifi and Steampunk) and fully intended to have shots that included these concepts, however the addition of other geekery allowed us to take from a wide range of seemingly unrelated themes without too much worry about going outside the boundaries of the challenge. Definition time:

Geek (noun) A person with a devotion to something in a way that places him or her outside the mainstream. This could be due to the intensity, depth, or subject of their interest. This definition is very broad but because many of these interests have mainstream endorsement and acceptance, the inclusion of some genres as “geeky” is heavily debated. Persons have been labeled as or chosen to identify as physics geeks, mathematics geeks, engineering geeks, sci-fi geeks, computer geeks, various science geeks, movie and film geeks (cinephile), comic book geeks, theater geeks, history geeks, music geeks, sport geeks, art geeks, philosophy geeks, literature geeks, historical reenactment geeks, video game geeks, and roleplay geeks. (Definition from our old friend Wikipedia)

Essentially we had a licence to take pictures with whatever theme we fancied and we’d undoubtedly be able to call it “other geekery.”

Our First Photo-shoot - Dungeons and Dragons

Unsurprisingly our first photoshoot was filled with people that had been in the previous calendar; our only new model pulled out at the last minute. Despite this a great time was had by all as we spend at relaxing day snapping pictures of us in various geek poses.  Unlike the previous calender where we had specific months to fill, I’d asked my models to bring along things that they though geeky and therefore we had a selection of roleplaying books, comics, dice, larp weapons and toys from various science fiction shows to play with. With the help of Rosie our photographer, we had snapped out half a dozen excellent shots by the end of the day.

Our models were the beautiful Vikki (who’s house we took the shots in), the muscular Craig, the devilishly charming Marcus and the rakishly handsome Andy.

Oh and me.

The day was wonderful, putting the photography aside,  it was lovely to catch up with people some of whom who I had not seen in a months and by the end of the day, it was clear that our calendar was looking like it would be finished in plenty of time for distribution.

The second set of photographs was taken in London at the home of Tequila Mockingbird.  You might have guessed that “Tequila Mockingbird” is not her real name, but when a person has such excellent on-line moniker you’d be a fool not to use it. Now I had never been to her house before; in fact whilst I had I’d met her a few years previously and we had got on famously, she lived over 200 miles away making the likelihood for popping round for a cup of sugar slim at best.

The Tequila Photo-shoot, minus our Model. You should buy a calendar

We took some fantastic shots of Tequila on a bed of comics and I promised to take some more shots for her for the 2013 calendar in 2012.

Our third shoot was with Mel. Now Mel I had been trying to convince to join us in a calendar shoot ever since the I was first challenged.  Every bit as beautiful as any of the models that had appeared in the calendar, Mel had helped with a number of challenges for the website to date and used my house on numerous occasions as a staging ground for assaults on the commercial district of Manchester.  The pictures we took of Mel were fantastic;  we took them against green screen, which meant a sizeable amount of photoshopping ahead of me, but the parts of the picture that weren’t green showed excellent promise and we were well on our way to finishing the calendar.

Gemma, preparing for her shoot.

Gemma and Nikki were my forth shoot and we explored the Steampunk side of the challenge. I was really rather happy with the photos taken that day but learnt a valuable lesson about pacing.  Our photoshoot lasted no more than 20 minutes and I was eager to get the photos done to ensure my models were not inconvenienced for an extended period of time. Chatting with Gemma later, we agreed that we should have taken our time and given her time to feel less self conscious at the prospect of having pictures taken whilst dis-robed. It was a valuable lesson and one I used in the next photoshoot for Rachel,

Sadly we didn’t get to use the Rachel shoot. That’s not to say that they were bad pictures; quite the contrary, the photographs were crisp and clear and the subject was beautiful and held an air of confidence.  Tragically despite being crisp and clear, none of the photographs really worked as calender shots and I was forced to confine them to the unusable folder.

A gaggle of geeks holding vintage tech,

It was then I came upon a problem. I went reviewed my photographs and checked the number of usable pictures we had.  We were still shy several months and it date was getting precariously close to 2012. In hope that we could turn things around I asked my Facebook friends for help. Thankfully they did not disappoint and by the end of the week we managed another photo-shoot, this time in the upstairs room of the locale geek shop. Brian the owner was an absolute gent, making us brews whilst Steve and Rebecca (who joined us in the 2011 calendar) took their clothes off with newcomers Gina, Si and Max. The shop made an excellent back drop and we managed get a number of rather good shots with vintage computers, nerf guns, lightsabres and (for some reason) a tiger themed onesy.

The next day found me at the abode of the newly married Adam and Lou camera in hand. Despite the vast scope of the “other geekery” I was getting to the point that I was running out of concepts to photograph. Fortunately Adam and Lou all manner of ideas and with an application of Rockband guitars, nerf guns and various objects of geekery we managed a couple of excellent pictures.

With enough months now under our figurative belts our final shoot of the year took is back to Mel’s house, where remarkably few photographs of her wearing nothing but a laptop and a pair of worrying sexy Argyll socks gave use our beautiful December picture.

With that photos were done and all that remained was the photoshopping.  Our finished article can be found below. All profits from the calendars go to charity. In this case  Guide Dogs from the Blind and  Doctor’s Without Borders.

Click the cover! Buy it now!

1 – as I say, cheery delusions.

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245. Tasteful Calendar Shoot 2010

Now before we get started, it’s important to know that the challenge is not really called “Tasteful Calendar Shoot 2010″ because that simply wouldn’t make any sense. The actually challenge is far too long for the title of this page, so I’ve type it below for your viewing pleasure, at no extra cost:

Before the end of 2010, produce a calendar for 2011, enlisting whatever help is necessary from others. This calendar will feature tasteful nude photographs, which must all be new and never before seen and must feature yourself and any friends you can enlist. Each photograph must be relevant to the month. The calendar must be on free sale to any who wish to buy it, and after costs are deducted proceeds can go to the charity of your choice.

Complex huh? And it’s not just the wording of the challenge that’s complex, organising a calendar is vastly more difficult than just putting people in front of a camera, taking twelve photos of them. Or so I found. Fortunately I have lots of very lovely friends who wanted, like me, to try something new and exciting. We shot a total of 4 separate shoots to accommodate all the different people who wanted to join in.

From the Facebook group, I asked for a poll of charities that people would like the proceeds to go to.  With several excellent suggestions we came up with a consensus of Médecins Sans Frontière and Guide Dogs for the Blind. Joking (probably in bad taste) that poor unfortunates who saw the Calendar may wish that they were either blind or could flee across international borders to see a Doctor. I wrote to the press office of each and was please to get a lovely reply from both.  They were happy to risk their names to the calendars and I sorted out a payment avenue for the cash.

The first shoot was also the largest and at Craig’s house in Liverpool.  Craig had offered us the the entire day to shoot in his back garden and despite the cold November chill we had over a dozen people turn up to face the cold. Up until I arrived I had to admit I was scared. Not, you might imagine because I would soon be required to be naked in front of some of my friends, but that I would have to organise the shoot and sort out the shooting order.  Essentially, I would have to be a grown up whilst surrounded by lots of naked people. My toughest challenge yet!

From the first shoot we took 1600 photos and here was the first lesson.  We had a lot of people for this first shoot and with lots of people, you’re going to get lots of photos that are unsuitable. Not bad, just unsuitable for a calendar. Whilst 90% of the shot might look lovely, you invariably get one person who is pulling a funny face, or looking in the wrong direction or giggling like a gibbon. Add this to the peril of seeing bits of people that could be considered tasteless and you’ve got a logistical nightmare on your hands.

It was madness!

That’s in no way to put slight on anybody here. Our Photographers were absolutely brilliant, our models were perfect and lovely and most importantly everybody had a most excellent time; and that was the problem really. To give it a working analogy;it was it was like an orchestra, but sadly it was like an orchestra without a conductor.

Now I know what you’re thinking, “Ah ha!” thinks you, “It’s Mikey’s fault” and you’d be partially right and I would love to hold my hands up, but that might risk me not covering a vital part of me during a shot. I will however admit that  I was having far too much fun being a model to worry about all that photography. It was a learning curve and one we did learn from.

Our team of three photographers did an excellent job, but we’ve since learnt that you can get three times as many good shots with one photographer commanding the room as you do with three photographers all vying for the attention of the models. Of the 1600 I picked 10 that could go in the calendar and that I was happy with. Which is not bad for a first shoot.

It’s at this point I really should apologise to one young lady who brought two of my models with me to the shoot.  The models failed to tell said young lady what was going to be happening at the house in Liverpool that she’d been asked to drive them to, so when I appeared at from the kitchen completely naked to pick up my shooting list whilst she was on the phone to her boyfriend, must have shocked her somewhat.  I can only but apologise and reaffirm that it was very cold outside.

Anyway, the calendar was well on it’s way. As a sneak preview, he’s a picture from the first Photo-shoot from between takes, taken by the lovely and talented Rosie (website address pending) – click for larger view (if you dare!)

Artistically naked!

The second shoot was far more intimate, I met my next model and her charming and understand boyfriend at her house for dinner. It was really a rather nice atmosphere to this only although admittedly at one point the aforementioned lovely boyfriend shaved off all of his hair.  I am pretty confident that this was not to protest me taking pictures of his girlfriend naked and in the end we took three scenes, of which two were used in the final calendar. I went away from the second shoot with a belly full of delicious home made soup and a camera full of very usable pictures.
The third shoot was also a house call.  This time it was for a couple and their newly acquired house guest. Sadly because they had a new house guest the room we used was a tad cluttered, but a bit of duct tape wizardry gave us a perfect place to shoot from.  As the sole photographer in that shoot, it was felt that I would make them feel at ease if I was naked as well. This I did gladly (my fear of public nudity being irradiated on the Naked Bike Ride earlier that year).  We only did one scene out of the third shoot, but it was a scene I really rather wanted in the calendar.
The fourth photoshoot was in all the most daunting. Whilst all the people on the shoots are my lovely friends, I only count one person in the world as my best friend. She was going to be at the shoot and I’ll happily admit, I’ve spent the last million* years looking out for her.  A strange man who wants to take pictures of her naked is just the kind of person I’ve been looking out for! I was that scumbag.  Clearly I needed to tread this one carefully with worry that in my confused state I might end up causing a scene, or worse.
I shouldn’t have worried. The fourth photoshoot went off without a hitch and Rosie, one of the lovely and talented photographers from the first shoot was on hand take the shots. And that was it. Calendar finished. In fact whilst I was finishing it I was sent another challenge to produce a calendar for both 2012 and 2013 so I’ve added it to the list!

What is important is I could not have done any of these without these fine people: Craig, Rosie,  Andy, Adam, MJ, Gemma, Nikki, Katy, Rachael, Vikki, Heather, Marcus, Sue, Sam, Tony, Steve, Rebecca, Ed, Rob, Tom, Andy and Em. Not to mention all of the understanding partners, drivers and folks who gave suggestions along the way.

The Calendar itself it not really important. What I’m taking away from the experience is how much everybody said they really enjoyed it and I have no doubt that I’ll have the numbers to do the calendar next year. Saying that, it is for a good cause and all proceeds go to charity, so please, if you will. Buy a Calendar from the Challenge Complete button below:

Oh incidentally we raised £310 for charity in 2010. We sold a lot of calendars, however a lot of the overheads went to the calendar makers. Whilst we had the same problems in 2011, we have been challenged to do another calendar in 2012 so, fingers crossed we’ll make more money then.

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228. Join the 2010 Manchester Naked Bike Ride

Every year, in hundreds of cities around the world, people come together ride bikes naked in a celebration cycling and the human body. The rides hope to demonstrates the vulnerability of cyclists on the road and is a protest against car culture. This year the Manchester Naked Bike Ride is on June the 11th and I’ve been challenged to join them.

I’ll admit to you honestly, I spent some considerable time trying to figure a way out of this one. The website informed me that I could be as bare as I dare, and the word “joining” in the challenge was nicely vague but the more I thought about it, the more I realised I would not be able to get weasel my way out of it.
I needed to do this, especially seeing as the next day I was going to Cycle from home to the Highest Pub in Britain and try whatever the Landlord recommends. If I didn’t do it, I was essentially telling fate that it was perfectly fine for me to be knocked down on the way to the pub. Cycle helmets are useful after all, but they just can’t protect you from extreme irony.
The day arrived and as Naked hour approached I was getting more and more worried. I quickly dismissed the idea of “Dutch Courage”  as I could only but envisage drunkenly falling off my bike whilst naked in the centre of the city and after a full day at work I arrived at St. James’ Park stone cold sober. There I sat, on my bike, on the outskirts of the party. Thinking. I could see a few people in the park already, but they were still fully clothed. If I go over and talk to them, I’m comitted.  I have to do this, I’m British after all, I far too polite to let people down once I’ve actually met them. As time passed more and more people arrived and suddenly something rather strange happend; All the fear and worry completely vanished. The park was teaming with people of all body shapes and sizes all getting ready to have a bit of fun around the centre of the city.  I could do this.  Why was I worried?
I went to join the rest of the group and soon there was about 50 of us ready for the off. I quickly dis-robed and as we got used to the general embarrassment of being naked with lots of other people Cycle-master Sean informed us that as we had a unicyclist and a skater with us (I kid you not) we had to take it slowly.
We were off!Fifty Five of us left the park and headed into the centre of town. The ride took about an hour and whilst on it, I didn’t see one bad reaction to us cycling around. Quite the opposite. We had cheers, rounds of applause, literally millions of photographs and everybody was glad to see us. This must be how the Queen feels.Assuming the Queen cycles naked round a  major city on her days off.

Strangely as we weren’t embarrassed by our state of undress, it seemed that passers-by had to be. The riders themselves had a great time, waving and smiling at the shocked and giggling inhabitants of the city. It seems that there’s only a certain amount of embarrassment in the world and if you refuse to be embarrassed the British will happily take up the mantle and be embarrassed for you. It’s a valuable service we offer as Brits and therefore I would in all honesty recommend it to anybody who likes a laugh and fancies doing something interesting to try it out. If you do, I’ll certainly join you.

Cycling behind the buffest elderly man in the world!

 
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