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139. Be ogled by somebody

This seems like a relatively simple one to complete, which of course means I’m going to have the greatest difficulty with it. Essentially all I need to do is enquire if people have ogled me in the past. To be ogled (as I am sure all you sexy people know) is to be looked at boldly and with obvious desire.

So I want to know if people have been checking me out. So I set up an anonymous poll on Facebook asking if there has been any ogling going on. I guess only time will te-

Yes!

Apparently there has. I got a hit almost immediately. Further to my increase in ego, apparently ogling is not all that’s been happening with me in mind. It’s naughty; I’ll explain when you’re older.

Pretty good for a first try and ultimately surprising; which is (if you think about it) an issue. To be ogled one needs to be the subject of obvious desire. I no idea that I was being ogled by these people and therefore as per the definition, I was not being. Ogling isn’t simply checking somebody out; it’s checking somebody out boldly and obviously.

Either people need to be more obviously bold, or I need to pay attention to boldly obvious people. I need to notice the ogling for it to actually be ogling. Therefore I have a plan, I’ve set up a HOT or NOT account and stuck a picture of my guring mug on it. The good thing about HOT or NOT is that I get rated, giving me an up to date score on how attactive the users think I am.  I can tell if people are ogling me simply by checking out the number of votes and what my score is. Unlike the Facebook poll, it’s not dependant on people ogling me in the past (and me not noticing), I’m actually going to get an email each time I get a suffiently high score.  I can’t fail to notice.

I have let you know the results as I have them.

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39. Write 10 anonymous valentines cards

This is going to be a difficult one to complete as to prove I have successfully completed the challenge; Valentine’s Cards I send will need to be completely anonymous.

So please find below my official statement on the challenge:

We at Ruin Mikey’s Life cannot confirm or reveal the identities of the recipients of Valentine’s cards sent in connection with Challenge 39 of the Ruin Mikey’s Life Challenge list.

We can confirm that on the 4th of February 2011 ten Valentine’s cards were bought at “The Card Factory”. Ten first Class Stamps were also purchased.

The recipients of these cards were chosen at random from the addresses found in the Ruin Mikey’s Life address book and filled in appropriately.

We at Ruin Mikey’s Life hope that the cards sent should be received around or before Valentine’s Day and are confident in the anonymous nature of these correspondences.

 

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164. Shave a stripe down the middle of your head from ear to ear

I was worried about this one, “Shave a stripe down the middle of your head from ear to ear”!  Are they mad?! That would certainly ruin my life, at the very least I would have  interesting questions asked of me at work.  Then it it occurred to me, “waaaaaaait a minute,” I thought, “Ear to Ear? Middle? These are pretty vague concepts if you ask me.”

Why I had thought “if you ask me” is anybody’s guess, but nevertheless I had a point. Ear to Ear is easy – I just need a shaved a line from one ear to the other. Middle? Well seeing as most heads are roundish, who’s to say what the middle is exactly. I could do this.

I just gave it my best guess, picked up a razor from a newly opened pack and closed my eyes…

…opened my eyes….

..laughed nervously as I  realised I was accidentally about to slashed my own throat with my eyes closed then went for it.

And here are the results, in video form:

The goatee is blue, just so you can see it. Anyway:

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