This seems like a relatively simple one to complete, which of course means I’m going to have the greatest difficulty with it. Essentially all I need to do is enquire if people have ogled me in the past. To be ogled (as I am sure all you sexy people know) is to be looked at boldly and with obvious desire.
So I want to know if people have been checking me out. So I set up an anonymous poll on Facebook asking if there has been any ogling going on. I guess only time will te-
Yes!
Apparently there has. I got a hit almost immediately. Further to my increase in ego, apparently ogling is not all that’s been happening with me in mind. It’s naughty; I’ll explain when you’re older.
Pretty good for a first try and ultimately surprising; which is (if you think about it) an issue. To be ogled one needs to be the subject of obvious desire. I no idea that I was being ogled by these people and therefore as per the definition, I was not being. Ogling isn’t simply checking somebody out; it’s checking somebody out boldly and obviously.
Either people need to be more obviously bold, or I need to pay attention to boldly obvious people. I need to notice the ogling for it to actually be ogling. Therefore I have a plan, I’ve set up a HOT or NOT account and stuck a picture of my guring mug on it. The good thing about HOT or NOT is that I get rated, giving me an up to date score on how attactive the users think I am. I can tell if people are ogling me simply by checking out the number of votes and what my score is. Unlike the Facebook poll, it’s not dependant on people ogling me in the past (and me not noticing), I’m actually going to get an email each time I get a suffiently high score. I can’t fail to notice.
I have let you know the results as I have them.
